Person 1: "They have really good Hunan Pork. Oh wait, you don't do pork. Well, the house tofu is excellent."
Person 2: "Is tofu that nasty soybean curd stuff? If so, forget it. I won't eat that stuff."
Person 1 [to Person 3]: "Let's see....you're a vegetarian, right?"
I was choking from laughing and thinking "I wish Fred and Robin were here to see this."