This morning, as I woke up, my dog was waiting for me -- seated excitedly in front of the master bathroom door. As I was changing my tampon and disposing of my sanitary napkin, the dog was watching me with more enrapture than she does when I eat "people food." You'd have sworn I was creating some marvelous doggie treat for her! (Eeeuw.)
Note to self: Keep the master bathroom door closed when the dog is on the floor.