pocketnaomi.I wasn't going to do this one at first because all the artists I wanted to do were very male with The Wrong Answers for some of the questions. When
pbristow did it with his own lyrics, I figured I could do it with mine. 1) are you male or female?
I'm a big-busted woman....
(From: "Big-Busted Woman (in the Key of D)")
2) describe yourself?
I'm a were-nerd....
(from: "Were-Nerd")
3) how do some people feel about you?
All the guys hit on her instead of hitting on me!
(from: "Not the Man")
4) how do you feel about yourself?
No one else can say the things that I say
The way that I want it said
No one else can hear the songs that I hear
As I hear them in my head.
(From: "Nobody Else But Me")
5) describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest situation:
The only "address" that he has is a street
The guy's "domain" is where he sleeps and he eats
We always "talk" face-to-face or phone
Because there is something that he doesn't own
He's Not On The Net
Oh, I can't believe it!
He doesn't have an "at-sign"
Oh, I can't conceive it!
I still don't know how we could have met
But I'm dating a guy who is Not On The Net!
(From: "He's Not On The Net")
[Note: I've since sort of "rectified" the situation. He now has a Yahoo! account. ;-) ]
6) where would you rather be?
Maybe I should try to go to somewhere far away
I ought to see things besides Ñ O. J.!
I’ll go to Paris in the Ñ verger!
Then I’ll go to Toronto and see Ñ Blue Jays!
(From: "OJ-Session")
7) describe where you live:
Keeping all the bills paid is hard enough
Who has time to keep my place up to snuff?
(From: "Someone to Pick Up After Me")
8) describe where you are from:
Nearby The City by The Bay....
(From: "Grandma's Training Bra")
9) describe how you live:
When you work two jobs just to pay the bills....
(From: "Someone to Pick Up After Me")
10) describe how you love:
The only "bang path" that he knows is NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
(From: "He's Not On The Net")
11) share a few words of wisdom:
So if you have somene whose guts you hate dearly
I have a suggestion to make you feel nice
Just find some imported Siberian Huskies
And pick up their droppings, and wrap them on ice.
There's no need to hurry; no need to dismay
And when you are finished, then you, too, can say:
Hope you liked the doggie-do I sent you
I didn't sign my name; it wouldn't have been the same
I Hope you liked the doggie-do I sent you
Now we'll see who laughs last at who!
Hope you liked the doggie-do I sent you
I didn't sign my name; it wouldn't have been the same
I Hope you liked the doggie-do I sent you
Now I've done Doo Justice to you!
(From: "Doo Justice")
