Lynn Gold (figmo) wrote,
Lynn Gold
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Airport Security News Bulletin

From my friend Phil Keller....

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphic calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

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