A telephone solicitor calls. "Mrs. Gold?" she asks.
I reply, "Hold on," and hand the phone over to my friend Lee Gold.
"Hello Lynn," the solicitor starts. Lee interrupts her.
"Hold on, I'm not Lynn," she replies. "I'll get her." She hands the phone back to me.
The phone solicitor starts. "Mrs. Gold?"
I reply, "I'm not 'Mrs.' Gold. Hold on," and hand the phone back to Lee.
Repeat scenario until I wake up.