FIGMO's Follies

My health plan is designed for news professionals, many of whom work in radio and TV. I don't know any on-air radio or TV people who give out their street addresses. Despite this, the stupid insurance company is insisting on a street address.

I just gave the post office's street address. I hope they take it.

Re: "Freedom Fries"

Person 1: But there's a tradition behind it. Does "Liberty Cabbage" [in lieu of sauerkraut] ring a bell?

Person 2: Also the ever popular "Liberty Measles."

Me: I think I'll have some "Liberty Pancakes" for breakfast with some "Freedom Roast" coffee with "Freedom Vanilla" sugar-free Torani syrup in it.