April 15th, 2003

Lynn-Lady

I have no idea where this is going

The birds outside are making noise
I wish that they'd shut up today
My dog decided I don't need
To sleep enough, so go away

I do not feel like doing work
I want to stay in bed and sleep
I just want money to roll in
Without committments I must keep

Why can't I get a job doing nothing?
Why can't I get a job lying in bed, going nowhere?
Why can't I get a job doing nothing?
Having to work to earn my keep -- it just isn't fair!

I want to have somebody pay
For me to hang out at the beach
If only I got paid to hang out
Sipping drinks at two bucks each

I'd like it if I got paid money
Just to read or watch TV
Especially if management
Would leave the choices up to me

Why can't I get a job doing nothing?
Why can't I get a job sitting around, going nowhere?
Why can't I get a job doing nothing?
Having to work to earn my keep -- it just isn't fair!

©2003 Lynn Gold
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Lynn-Lady

Healthy foods

Five foods I like and why they're "healthy:"

1. Chocolate Milk
It's cholesterol-free, and high in calcium, magnesium, and iron.

2. Strawberry Margarita
It's fat-free, cholesterol-free, high in vitamin C, and the alcohol in it has been shown to help prevent heart disease.

3. Spaghetti with Meat Sauce
It's got iron, vitamin C, potassium, and some complex carbohydrates.

4. Sugar-Frosted Flakes
Yeah, sugar is bad for me, but you can get at least 25% of nearly all your daily vitamins and minerals by eating just one bowl of this stuff. Sounds good to me!

5. Irish Coffee (hey, blame hitchhiker!)
The following study shows drinking Irish Coffee could prevent severe brain damage in stroke victims.
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