Lynn Gold (figmo) wrote,
Lynn Gold
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The New, Improved Dining Party From Hell(tm)

I was sitting in a Chinese restaurant yesterday and overheard the following conversation between the three people at the table next to me:

Person 1: "They have really good Hunan Pork. Oh wait, you don't do pork. Well, the house tofu is excellent."

Person 2: "Is tofu that nasty soybean curd stuff? If so, forget it. I won't eat that stuff."

Person 1 [to Person 3]: "Let's see....you're a vegetarian, right?"

I was choking from laughing and thinking "I wish Fred and Robin were here to see this."
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