Lynn Gold (figmo) wrote,
Lynn Gold
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I'm cramping.

I haven't had a period in two months. I'm overdue, assuming I was to stay on a "normal" 28-day schedule. Unless sperm fly, I'm not pregnant.

I am in agony. The cramps are like menstrual cramps, but there's no flow. Given that I don't have work till Friday, I wish I would flow already. Heck, I was hoping for flow today, but nooooo!

I'm wondering when the point comes where I'm supposed to call my gynecologist and say "Hey, this is not going right." I'm also wondering if doubling up on those chocolate hormone troches might induce a period (it'd be way cheaper than a visit to the doctor!).
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