Lynn Gold (figmo) wrote,
Lynn Gold
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Thought for tomorrow

Warren just came over to me a few minutes ago.

"Tomorrow is kind of getting to me," he said. "It's Father's Day, and I know you're thinking what I'm thinking."

"Yeah," I replied. "It's the day our respective brothers get honored for getting their girlfriends pregnant out of wedlock."

"Yeah," he replied. "I'd like to see something more appropriate instead, like 'Vasectomy Day.'"
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