They should've used Barry Manilow....
British scientists in trouble for injecting drugs in mice and blasting them with loud music
"Maria...I just met a roach named 'Maria'..."
Thai government warns against having cockroaches as pets
Either the pranksters, the animals, or the news editor was stoned....
Prankster switches lawn ornaments
"It's not natural for frogs to jump!"
Animal rights group calls 'jumping frogs' cruel and inhumane