Lynn Gold (figmo) wrote,
Lynn Gold

Some quotes from Warren

"The 'Crate and Barrel' store at Santana Row is open despite yesterday's eight-alarm fire, but all the employees are wearing 'Depends' because crews are still putting out fires next door."

"I tried watching 'Teletubbies,' but I couldn't figure out the plot."

"Lady's growing too fast. Tomorrow I need to go out and buy her some Chesterfields."

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