Lynn Gold (figmo) wrote,
Lynn Gold
figmo
  • Mood: cynical
  • Music: TV and Radio coverage

Cynical Parody of the Day


To "America, The Beautiful":

A lot of folks were killed that day
And all of them are missed
I'm sick of the memorials, though
I'm starting to get pissed

America, America,
Although you may feel strife
It does more good if all us could
Just get on with our life!
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