On Saturdays, since there's no local news on TV before 5am, I wake up to whatever my TiVo is recording, which in this morning's case was the Food Network. Since I often will incorporate whatever's going on around me into my dreams, I thought I was in the middle of a nightmare.
The scene: Giada DeLaurentiis is presenting a "feast" to her family and friends.
Female Guest: What's in the pasta? Giada: Basically, it's a vegetable bolognese -- lots of vegetables in it, especially porcini mushrooms.
I can't remember the last time I woke up that fast!